Ow. My back hurts. My legs hurt in a variety of different ways. My side hurts. I keep getting horrible headaches. My arm has a random pain at odd intervals. Ow. And meh. And screaming. I'm tired, and stressed, and there's too damned much to do.
If you need me, I'll be under this rock.
eta: And my arm itches. And my back itches. Painfully. Ow.
